Yes. Yes. No No. 10,522

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dance-and-luv:

You have bewitched me, body and soul.

dance-and-luv:

You have bewitched me, body and soul.

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edwardspoonhands:

alandistro:

karenkavett:

You guys keep asking for it, so here it is - the Don’t Break the Chain Calendar 2014!

This was originally inspired by the Charlie McDonnell video Don’t Break the Chain back in 2012, and it’s a pretty simple idea. Basically, for each calendar that you print out, choose one activity that you want to do every day (or every other day or once a week or whatever you want) and mark off on the calendar every day that you manage to complete it. Eventually, you’ll have such a long chain that you won’t want to skip a day and thus, break the chain.

Download the printable PDFs (this year in color!) in my new blog post. Happy New Year!

Throw a few of these into a binder or staple ‘em together and they’re so useful for kicking ass year round!

One of the most useful self-improvement tools I’ve ever encountered. 

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snorkeler:

Ask/tell/request anything of me!

  • Ask me a question
  • Ask me an NSFW question
  • Tell me to post a picture/selfie
  • Send me “would you rathers”
  • Send me “have you evers”
  • Send me “marry, fuck, kills”
  • Send me “this or thats”
  • Ask me what I think about a celebrity or tumblr user.
  • Send me weird/funny/creepy stories
  • Tell me your crush’s description
  • Ask for advice (but I’m shit at it)
  • Ask me to draw a picture.
  • Literally ask me anything
  • Literally

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alltimechemicalkilljoy:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

add

  • woken you up at night the pain was so bad

also

  • made you pass out

don’t forget

  • made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support

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spicyshimmy:

legally an adult, mentally a terrified starfleet ensign, emotionally a mix between the self-imposed repression of a vulcan and the operatic fury of a klingon

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goneawayawhile:

last night my mom mentioned that we got a thing in the mail from our church asking a bunch of questions for their latest census

she asked me if i wanted to be included in the thing, and i immediately said “no”

all she did was nod understandingly and say “i figured as much”

i feel like i’ve just leveled up in project: religious emancipation

polepixie:

quantumaviator:

merlinus-caledonensis:

pappasaur:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him

Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.

so he was the first to illegally download a song

And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.

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meowlingquimm:

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass…

We went because we fucking like superhero movies and marvel id putting out some fucking good ones. The fact that chriss Pratt was in it is bonus. The fact that he was in it but looked hot was like an extra cherry(because you can be his fan even when hes not ripped)

Hes gonna be in jurassic park next year but sure as hell do not mistake the idea that i am seeing jurassic park just because he is in it

This.

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Bless you

I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS

Tbh I didn’t even know who Chris Pratt was, besides some guy who could braid hair.
So there’s that.

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